Firstly in UK David Laws treasury secretary admits fraud of £40,000 paid to his gay lover.
The Con-Cam and Mega-Clegg admire his honesty and integrity.
They hope he will return to government soon.
Fundamentally the man is a cheap little thief yet he is, apparently, to be admired.
Something not quite right here.
Secondly:
Oil pours into the Gulf of Mexico [...]
